Once Upon a Mattress, Happily ever after-song by Carol Burnett ( Fred Winnifred;)))

"<<..where they were married and lives happily ever after...>>

well, I am glad...
They all lived happily, happily, happily ever after
The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied
As the curtain descends there is nothing but loving and laughter
when the fairy tale ends the heroine's always a bride
Ella the girl of the cinders
did the wash and the walls and the windows
but she landed a prince who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond
Still I honestly doubt that
she could ever have done it without that crazy lady
with the wand-
Cinderalla had outside help.
I have no one but me
Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother, where can you be?
I haven't got a fairy godmother.
I haven't even got a godmother.
I' ve got a mother.A plain, ordinary woman.
who's completely barking, bless her.

Snow White was so pretty they tell us
that the wueen was insulted and jelous
when the mirror declared that Snow White was the fairest of all
She was dumped on the border
but was saved by some men who adored her
oh, I grant you
they were small
but there were seven of them.
practically a regiment.
I' m alone in the night by myself
not a dwarf, not an elf, not a goblin in sight
that girl had seve determined little men
working for her day and night.
oh, sure, the queen gave her a poisoned apple.
but even so...
she lived happily, happily, happily ever after
a magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually
though I know I'm not clever I'll do what they tell me I have to
I want some happily ever after to happen to me

Rapunzel had platinum tresses
that were double the lenght of her dresses
she was kept in a tower for years by a wicked old lady witch
till one night in despair down
she scrambled by letting her hair down
that's what I call quite a switch
I wonder. No. it would never hold.
it would bloody hurt.
i'd be finished before I'd begin
and besides, I don't want to get out
i want to get in
I want to live happily, happily, happily ever after
I want to walk happily put of the chapel eternally tied
For I know that I'll never live happily ever after
Till after
I' m a bride
And then I'll be happily, happy
Yes, happily happy
And thoroughly satisfied.